WAKE UP, YOUR LIFE IS NOW.

I’m just going to put this out there, but 2011 has NOT been nice to me. After months and months of self-bashing, hating, loathing, contempt (okay you get the picture), I’ve finally had an epiphany about my life. How I got there is explained below by the words of wisdom that I’ve come across in the span of 3 days:

“You Are What You Eat” - Skinny Bitches
(going to go out on a limb and generalize that it’s all of them)

“What You Do Does NOT Always Mean That is WHO YOU ARE” - Boyf <3

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“Sometimes life hits you in the head with a brick. Don’t lose faith. I’m convinced that the only thing that kept me going was that I loved what I did. You’ve got to find what you love. And that is as true for your work as it is for your lovers. Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it. And, like any great relationship, it just gets better and better as the years roll on. So keep looking until you find it.  Don’t settle.”
- Steve Jobs, RIP.

Well, to those words I respectfully respond: 

1. Skinny Bitches: Fuck You.

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2. the Boyf: Thank you. I am truly blessed to have your support. You’re right. I finished law school.  I passed that Bar Exam. No matter what label I might get from someone, I am an Attorney. I’m going to YELL it out loud as a mantra: “I may work as a clerk, but I AM AN ATTORNEY.”  I may WATCH TV, but I am NOT a TV WATCHER.

oh wait…. am I a TV Watcher?

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3. Steve Jobs: I had lost faith, but your words (and 95% of my facebook feeds about you) have inspired me to find it again. I want to find something that I love and am good at, and……………I think I’ve found it.

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TV WATCHING

Dear World, my name is Alice, and I am a TV watcher.

Attached please find my TVCV.

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My TVCV

I AM READY. 

WHO WANTS TO GIVE ME A JOB? 

NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR ATTORNEY & TV WATCHING LISTINGS/POSTINGS.  I am an Equal Opportunity Employee. I consider listings for all positions without regard to race, color,religion, creed, gender, national origin, age, disability, marital or veteran status, or any other legally protected status. 

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